Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Someone shit on the floor
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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