Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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