1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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