brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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