Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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