What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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