I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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