Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
50% drunk capacity currently
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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