real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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