He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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