Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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