Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Even my vagina gasped.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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