this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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