I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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