If that was your dad, he is hot
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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