Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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