you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize