dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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