Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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