well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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