Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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