But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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