Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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