Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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