no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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