Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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