Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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