Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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