just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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