areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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