if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
God, I missed his penis.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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