lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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