just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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