Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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