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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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