Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You're earring is so big in my mouth
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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