love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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