if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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