It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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