Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I would ride that face into the sunset
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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