Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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