I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
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i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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