It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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