do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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