Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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