So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
People with herpes should wear stickers.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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