if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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