I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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