So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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