Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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